Saturday, July 31, 2010

Air Force 1's Borough Pack

I swear I loathe Air Force 1's, however the whole Borough Pack theme is dope... And the fact that Clark Kent designed em is even doper, but I would NEVER rock these. The illest part is the laces and the bottom of the sneaker. Shoulda made em with Blazers... I woulda copped the whole pack.

T.I. and Tiny finally make it official......

After all the hype about these two they run off and get hitched at a courthouse in Miami. At least the King finally has his queen officially locked down..... Good luck to the new Mr. and Mrs. Clifford Harris......

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Sexy ways to workout.... What more can I say...

We all need to go the gym and a toned body is where it's at.... So why not tone your body and learn how to do some sexy moves in the process..... I'm not saying go work at the local strip joint near you but wouldn't it be dope next time you're ready to get down, you've got a few new sexy moves to go with that ohhhhhh so sexy body......

Flirty Girl Fitness in Chicago

For $25 you can take an hour class on either pole dancing, pole tricks, lap dancing or sexy hip hop..... Now that's how you get a body in shape!!!

Pole Fitness Miami

For $30 you can take an hour class on either sexy chair dancing, hip hop pole biatch, pussy cat dolls or beginner twirl and climb..... I'm tellin you, we on that!

Exotic Dance Central, Inc. in NYC

For $25 you can take an hour class on either Exotica Dancing Diva, Jiggle it Wiggle it, Lap Dancing, Pole Tricks 101, Pole Spins or Strip Teaser..... I mean seriously ladies this is super dope and good for you!

Every lady needs to take a class or 25 and get up on the new sexiness that's out there.... This is way better than the elliptical and a hell of a lot more fun!


Listen up because this is so damn true...... This shit had me rollin.......... It's an oldie but a goodie.....

Miami Dunkxchange

Go get involved Miami!

Bad Girl Cupcakes!!!

I am literally the happiest girl EVER about these cupcakes. Hi, I'm a drunk bitch and need to see a counselor, but AFTER my cupcakes! (And this bottle of Vodka) So I was at this Gallery opening and came across the most amazing thing I've ever eaten in my existence as a bad girl. Cupcakes cooked with LIQUOR!!!! Are you not dying right now?! Oh my g! Sooooo I got the recipe for you bitches!!!!!! Pot Brownies are so last season. #weoffthat
Cosmo Cupcakes!!!!

2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
12 tablespoons (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
2 large eggs
2 teaspoons of TRIPLE SEC
1 1/4 cups milk (preferably whole)

Preheat the oven to 375°. Line two cupcake pans with paper liners and set aside. In a medium bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, and salt.

In a large bowl using an electric mixer, beat the butter and the sugar until light and fluffy, about three minutes. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then beat in the vanilla extract and TRIPLE SEC.

Add one-third of the flour mixture and beat to combine. Add half of the milk and beat to combine. Add another third of the flour, then the remaining milk, then the rest of the flour, beating to combine after each addition.

Divide the batter between the liners, filling each about 2/3 of the way full. Bake for 18 to 20 minutes, or until the cupcakes are golden-brown and spring back when pressed lightly. Transfer to a wire rack to cool completely, then frost with Simple Buttercream Frosting.

Simple Buttercream Frosting
Makes enough frosting for 24 cupcakes

1 3/4 sticks unsalted butter, softened
6 to 8 cups confectioners’ sugar
1 teaspoon of vanilla
1/4 cup milk (preferably whole)
Dash of red food coloring
Garnish with lime zest

In a large bowl, beat the butter with an electric mixer for 1 minute. Add 6 cups of confectioners’ sugar, the vanilla, the LIQUOR and the milk. Beat on low speed until creamy. Gradually add the remaining confectioners’ sugar, a little at a time, until the frosting is thick and creamy.

I expect to be invited over for the bad girl cupcakes!!!!!!! I'm gonna find a recipe for Patron... omg, how fucking amazing would those be. Get to baking bitches!

Muther Fuckin Miami... Stand UP!

Yo this shit is grrrrreat! #tonythetiger Cool and Dre of Miami's reaction to Lebron's decision. Via via Derick G! LOVE this. Hilarious mixed with a little bit of a teary eye!


New Music From My Favorite Human!

Aight we changing the blog name to powwwwww! Well, when you're in love, that's what happens. Yet another banger from Cole. This is the unofficial version that leaked this morning... they'll be an actual hook, and the track is still untitled.

J.Cole - Problems (Tags)

I'm considering flying home just to see this show...

I'm super jealous.... If you are in Chicago on Aug. 6th and you didn't get your ticket for a mere $15 to go see J. Cole then...... you are wackness at its finest. This man is quickly becoming a hip hop star and his shows are going to get a lot more expensive... Tickets will be $17 at the door but chances are they are gonna sell out before that..... Chicago get on it..... NOW!!!

Here's the link to buy tickets>>>>>>>>>>

Hi Belt, I want you.

Delfina Delettrez is know for her jewelry, however comes thru with this dope belt called Skeletor!! Paired with a black super mini- bad girl steeze!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Love Potion!!!

Love potion, literally. I mean, I love lip gloss, and uh, love men even more... and if my lip gloss could attract men with pheromones, my life would be complete. Introducing.... the best thing that ever happened to me.....

Un.fucking.believable. This is Urban Decay's Pocket Rocket Lip Gloss (the most amazing name ever) in "Timothy". So it's laced with pheromones — odorless, sexually charged chemicals that will make men goooogly eyed! Powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! $19

And another... men don't stand a chance!! This is Purple Lab's Luvah Lip Gloss in "Rich Jerk" containing so-called libido stimulants or in other words... he'll be making you breakfast! $24


Um, yea... this quite possibly may be the most amazing idea on the planet. I am dying. So accessories filled with 3 sexy fragrances?!! Oh.em.fucking.gee!!!! We will forever smell like the sexy bitches we are!!! This little cutie holds "Heat" By Beyonce $35

My favorite! This locket holds Stella Eau de Parfum $49

Ok, this one might be my fav... What an adorable bracelet, and it's SJP's NYC scent! $35

Certified BANGER... Remixxxxxxxx!

This shit knocks in the whip!!
Diplomats "Salute Remixx"

Cam’ron, Jim Jones, Juelz Santana feat. Vado - Salute (Remix)

Estelle Feat. Nas - Fall In Love (Official Video)

Aw shit! The jammy has a video!

I Don't Know If I Love Ya, Or I Just Wanna....

Fabo comes thru with the video for "Tonight" and "Love Come Down"... Niiiiiiiiice!

Bad Girl Nails! Zipper Style!

How amazing are these nails by Laura SofiaKoski?! These are truly the definition of FIERCE! #badgirl

Nike Sweet Classic High Textile Pack!

Adorable!!! Boys: These are guaranteed make-out session sneakers! Haaaaa!

My Baby's Got the Ace!

My friend dropped some knowledge on me and I'm going to bless you with his words of wisdom... Ladies pay close attention!

Is it time or attention that you want?

When I was first asked this, I replied, "Not sure what the difference is but I want both!" My homie laughed at me and then broke it down. So here's the scene...

I'm having a low key party at the house and my baby walks in the door. I'm playing a game of spades and he sits down next to me, kisses me and then...

What happens next will be the deciding factor on whether you want TIME or ATTENTION...

Scenario 1: He continues to enjoy the party and occasionally comes back to see how am I doing but doesn't overwhelm me with his presence. This is him giving me TIME.

Scenario 2: He stays right next to me the whole time and looks at my cards and says out loud, "My baby's got the Ace! Play that Ace baby. You got this!" This is him giving me ATTENTION.

I would have to smack you in the face, regularly, if this is the definition of attention. Attention is him smothering you and time is him showing face but not hovering over you all night. You choose what you can handle but I know I need time... Try to give me attention and that's a wrap!

J. Cole keep droppin the ill ish please!

If you've already slept on this mixtape then wake up and go download immediately. J. Cole hasn't disappointed us yet with his lyrical wordplay and The Blow Up is no exception. The Blow Up has "Who Dat" and "Premeditated Murder" plus 20 other tracks he blesses the mic on. J. Cole just might be the future of hip hop..... Let's get it!

Download here ------>

Monday, July 26, 2010

Miami Fashion Week Swim 2011: CIA.MARITIMA

LOVE this suit. The peacock detail is super fly, however the stylist needs to be fired. That necklace does not flow at all with the suit, the bracelets and the arm cuff.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Oh Baby What's Your Name?

So some hilarious shit happened the other night that put me and my girlfriend's dating life into perspective. Fuck that, dating in general. It's kinda like a Joe Budden line (I can't help the Joey reference, efff you).. "I got another side I never showed to you, the side where everybody is disposable." And it's as simple as that: Men are disposable. Sounds kinda harsh right... well, lemme esssplain......

So my bestie's in Miami and she decides to hit a couple parties on the beach. 38 shots of Patron and a blunt later... She runs into an ex lover of mine..... and this is the message she hits me with: "You'll never believe who I ran into.... 'The Idiot'!!" .... Bahahahahahahahahahha! Now the reason why this is so fuckin hilarious is because that is his name. That's what we've called him since the beginning and none of my girlfriends even know his actual name.... to the point that she almost called him by his "name" to his face: Idiot. (Side note: "The Idiot" is actually a dope dude and we're friends now, sorry Idiot, but you'll forever have that name ::shrug::)

We give all the boys we date "names", if you will. Government names are not options. Men, you are nobody until the girlfriends know your REAL name. This is typical convo between me and my girls: "Has Gold Teeth called yet".... "Where's White Boy taking you tonight?".... "So how was the sex with Bookstore?".... "OMG, Treadmill left a love note on my car"... "How was the movie with Small Dick C******?"... "You're with your Brazilian Lover aren't you?"... "So how many girls was Kitchen seeing behind your back?" .... "What's up with Beard's friend?"... OR the occasional.... "I have a crush on Big Titties" #imjustsayin. Aight, you get it.

Few have real names. And if you're lucky enough to have a REAL name, maybe you aren't disposable after all.

"The Town" Trailer

Yo, this looks soooooo dope. And oh.em.gee Blake Lively looks fucking gorgeous. My new girl crush for sure. Amber Rose (my old girl crush) is so last season. #weoffthat. The Town comes out mid September. Cannot wait!

Something like.... a.fucking.mazing.

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. No really, wowwwwwwww. This shit makes me feel bad for condoning the bumpin of the Rick Ross "BMF." Lupe fuckin shits on Ross' version. Jesus. Just the re-invention of the acronym. Building Minds Faster opposed to the Officer's Blowing Money Fast. And can we please discuss.... "I think I'm Malcom X, Martin Luther." Lupe, I heart you. He's the only reason I can confidently say I worked for Atlantic Records.

Lupe Fiasco "BMF" Remix (aka Rick Ross ain't shit compared to Lupe)
Lupe Fiasco - BMF (Remix)

Ms. Hill, Come back! We miss you!!!

It's been over 10 years since we heard anything new from Lauryn. In fact, I believe this is an old track, but just released. Being that she's performing at Rock The Bells and now releasing this track... could it be that she will be blessing us with another album?! Let's join in prayer.

Btw, did you hear about Irv Gotti saying that Nicki Minaj was just as talented as Lauryn Hill?! Ummmm.... that's deserves a bitch slap. I fuck with Nicki Minaj, but um, no. Jesus.

Lauryn Hill "Repercussions"

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Oh Fab, How I LOVE Theeee!

Despite ANOTHER Jay sample, I fuck with it. Fab is at the peak of his career... it's inevitable that everything he drops at this point is a banger. Shit, I'm still bumpin Funeral Service on full blast like it's new. #classic

Fabolous "Lights Out"

Fabolous - Lights Out (I Don't See Nobody)

DIY Gradation Manicures! Amaze!

So this spot in the city called Sakura does CalGel Gradation Manicures, however doing it yourself sounds fun... and less expensive! #recession

I am dying right now... these pink ones are so fucking amazing! So simple french manicure with a couple pink sparkly layered coats and waaalaaaaaa! Super fun and flirty!!

Wowwww! Ok, so this is only two different polishes. Sparkly Teal and Glittery Purple. This is done by layering. Paint the entire nail teal. Then, layer on the purple starting approximately 1/3 of the way up the nail from the cuticle. Split the top 2/3 of the nail into four sections and those become the starting points for each layer of polish (see below). As you paint each layer of purple it creates a deeper, richer purple. Fucking rad yo!

If any of you try this, send me pictures por favor! I'll update with some pics when I do mine.

LOVE this bitch!

Kid Sister!! "Big n Bad" Official Video

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This shit is ill!! I need that pink ruffle romper in my life immediately! In fact, I need a name and number of the stylist for this shoot. Dope times a hundred thousand trillion.

New Joey!!!!!!!!!

Fuckin LOVE Joey! "So if you in my life, know your part- that's the best way for us to never grow apart."

Joe Budden Ft. Emanny "Short Summer"

Thursday, July 22, 2010

NARS Limited Edition Lip Gloss

I live for pink and I am loving these shades! NARS limited edition glosses are dropping at the end of the month exclusively at Sephora. Pucker up boys!

Street art in the White House!

British Prime Minister gave Obama this "Twenty First Century City" painting by London graffiti artist Ben Eine. How dope is that?

Hi, your new girlfriend is a TROLL!

Usually when I'm on to the next one, it's an upgrade. I make sure everything the last asshole was, the new asshole won't be. Including appearance. UPGRADE. So I'm just "browsing" around on facebook and come across some flicks of a man I use to date way backs new shorty dooowop. What's up with men dating trolls these days?! Call me a hater, but a troll is a troll. Eh, what can I expect, once you've had this, the next will always be a downgrade. ::shrug::


Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I'm obsessed... Someone send help

Nine times out of ten when you see me out, I have my flask, usually filled with vodka, buried in my purse. I really try to never go out without it. My Anne Taintor flask only cost me $22 and has saved me and my friends $100's, maybe $1000's on some drunken nights out! #cheapdate

I can't stop painting my nails this Sinful Midnight Blue color. It's my favorite and it's only $1.99 at Walgreens. It definitely takes a good 3 coats to achieve the perfect color but just add a shiny top coat and you'll be rocking the ill ish.... #gogetamanicurebitch

I was sick in bed when my friend brought me over the complete first season of Nip/Tuck DVDs. After the first episode I was hooked. Seriously this show is amazing and obsession worthy. It's an oldie but a goodie, I promise. #icantstopwatching

This is gonna get messy...

The one and only Ms. Aubrey O'Day gets her very own reality show on Oxygen. This is just going to be one big hot mess and I love it!

Rocking the same dress to the same party...

The August magazine covers for W, Elle UK and British Vogue are all wearing the same Miu Miu dress! I have a feeling that this will be the most wanted dress of the season but do be advised, it may already be too popular!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Pharoahe Monch!

Oh, the perks of living in the city. One of the greatest, Mr. Pharoahe Monch is performing in Queensbridge Park tomorrow (Wednesday) at 7:00. And the most incredible part? It's freeeeeeeeee! Meet me there with some Patron, shit I'm the one who put you on to this shit yoooooooo! Hahahahahahaahah!

Check out the homie's new single "Shine" ft. Mela Machinko .... Jammmmy!

Pharoahe Monch - Shine ft. Mela Machinko

Karmaloop Goes Vintage!

I am dying right now! Vintage Eyewear comes thru with some of the dopest sunglasses from the 60's, 70's and 80's. Karmaloop stepping their game up. A.fucking.mazing.

Air Max 90 Infrared x Primitive x Justene Jaro

Now this is how you market a sneaker. The sneaks look 883 times better like this, seriously. I heart Air Max 90's! The Infrared's have already been re-released in Europe and we are still patiently waiting the drop in the US.... after this picture, patient isn't the word. I can't decide if I want her or the sneakers more! Jesus.

All that deep shit I was previously down for... Replaced by freak shit I am currently down for

After my last situation I have decided that I will no longer be waiting to have sex with a guy I think I might like. Just so you understand where I'm coming from, I was dating this guy but I had mentally decided that I was not going to have sex with him for a minute. I wanted to try the get-to-know-you-first thing. Ha!

We were having some dope make out sessions and the foreplay had been good, so silly me, I assumed the sex would be worth the wait. LMAO. When it was time to get down he just couldn't get it up, literally.

He blamed it on alcohol and nerves so due to my infatuation with him I gave him another chance.

Clearly I am insane. Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results and I was expecting different results. I was such an idiot!

Moral of this story, waiting for nothing special is pointless. Might as well find out if we have the chemistry before I waste anymore of my time. If you really want to lock me down you better be giving me that good dick because if you don't, someone will, I can promise you that. #unacceptablebehavior


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Shiiiiit..... My boy Frank Sinatra just said it best (See the title of this post). Now yes, maybe I drink a little too often and possibly, I need an AA meeting after taking down one too many vodka waters last night but that's not going to happen. Instead I'm making my plans for tonight. They should involve attractive men, shots of Patron and of course some ill ass hip hop.
So I asked my girl what to do in Miami tonight and she lead me to Buck 15 on Lincoln Road. Not only does it have B boys, hip hop heads and a comfortable lounge setting, LADIES DRINK FREE from 10-12! Count me in for this dopeness!

Monday, July 19, 2010

Dear Summer!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! While everyone else is complaining about the "heat", I'm taking advantage of it! Rooftops are poppin and the drinks are flowin! In Miami we had pool parties... in NY we have rooftop parties.... fuckin dope yo! I decided to highlight a couple of my favorite outdoor spots to get messy at in the city...

135 N 5th at Bedford

Um yea, I fuckin LOVE this place. Right in the middle of Williamsburg, although not too hipstered out... Music is always dope (old school hip hop mixed with Regina Spektor.. serious powwwww!) drinks are strong, and their brunch is fucking amazing. They have an indoor garden as well as an ill rooftop with pretty people on it... aka BOYS!

Ava Lounge
210 W 55th St
So I found this place by mistake. I worked a liquor promo a couple weeks ago, and found this hidden gem. The rooftop has amazing views of the city and is filled with dope flowers and plants. Drinks are definitely strong (I was trashed, yes at the promo #dontjudgeme) and they have an actual grill out there cooking up burgers. Amazing.

Habana Outpost
757 Fulton St at South Portland Ave
Everyone knocks this place saying it's "not what it use to be". Well I don't know what it was then, but this place is perfect for a Sunday afternoon now. Block parties for the win yo! The margaritas are slammin and there is boys for daaaaays!!!!! And um, liquor and boys make me happy!

Offffficer Riiiiiicky!

So the Officer drops his album "Teflon Don" tomorrow. Hmmmmmmmmmmm... I really can't with the self proclaimed "Boss" however I was called a "bias hater" for saying that I won't be copping the album. With that being said, I still won't be copping that shit, although I will illegally download it and give it a couple spins to be able to judge fairly.... and not be called a "fake new yorker that doesn't fuck with the south". Hilarious really. J Cole who is one of my favorites right now is from the south, he just isn't an officer or an idiot. But I will give the album a chance... I do believe it or not like the track with Styles P. Shit bumps in the whip, however him saying "I think I'm Big Meech, Larry Hoover" is quite comical. Does Ricky even know dudes?! ::shrug::

Rick Ross ft Styles P "BMF"

Rick Ross - Blowing Money Fast (BMF) FT. Styles P.


Last Rights continues to keep it blazin in Miami. The New Miami shirts are available in Cool Blue and Sunset colorways.

Kimmy Cakes can get it!!!!!!!!!

Jesus her body is fucking insane!!

LOVE these bitches!

Oh the Kardashians! Hate all you want, but these bitches make money. Apparently Kimmy's bringing in over 5 millie a year! Love, Love, Love them! Here they are at the Beach Bunny Swimwear show in Miami for Mercedes Benz Fashion Week. So mad I'm missing this shit!