Lipgloss Madness!

If you're like me, your purse looks like a never ending black hole. Receipts, gum, credit cards, condoms, LIPGLOSS. I have about 82 lipglosses in the bottom of my shit at any given time cause you just never know what mood you'll fall into... Red, Pink, Sparkley, Clear. Sephora gets clever for us and pairs 4 colors into one wand! I likey!!

Love Potion!!!

Love potion, literally. I mean, I love lip gloss, and uh, love men even more... and if my lip gloss could attract men with pheromones, my life would be complete. Introducing.... the best thing that ever happened to me.....

Un.fucking.believable. This is Urban Decay's Pocket Rocket Lip Gloss (the most amazing name ever) in "Timothy". So it's laced with pheromones — odorless, sexually charged chemicals that will make men goooogly eyed! Powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! $19
http://www.urbandecay.com/

And another... men don't stand a chance!! This is Purple Lab's Luvah Lip Gloss in "Rich Jerk" containing so-called libido stimulants or in other words... he'll be making you breakfast! $24
http://www.purplelabnyc.com/