Panty Droppers!

So I asked some of my favorite bitches: What smells on a man make your panties DROP immediately... and here's what they said....

Lacoste Pour Homme $47

http://www.lacoste.com/

Issey Miyake L'Eau D'Issey Pour Homme Intense $58

http://www.sephora.com/

Acqua di Gio Pour Homme Collection by Giorgio Armani $55

http://www.macys.com/

Sooooo.... amongst all the responses, I also got this from one of my favorite, favorite girls...

Me: "So what's your favorite cologne on a man?" Her: "Girl, I can't even remember... I have such a bad memory." Me: "Hahahahahahahahaah" Her: "But one thing I do know that makes my panties drop is PATRON!" Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah!

So men- you can either go in with the cologne mentioned above, or just buy a bottle of Patron and go in... choices, choices.

Skinny Girl Cocktails!

So I work my pretty little ass of at the gym, and am still a fatty girl! So I've come to the conclusion that it's because I am a raging bitch... I mean, alcoholic. My belly comes from late nights full of Patron, Jack, BEER, and the occasional, ok it's not occasional, I'm a hungry beast when I'm drunk.

I decided to stop drinking. Um, yea... that only lasted 12 hours, actually 11 and a half. Naturally I blame others for aggravating me, thus, needing a drink... or 43. Being that stopping my late night benders is not an option, I've decided to come up with drinks that are low on calories. However am not able to help you or myself control the messy late night 'can barely walk, but can stuff my face with 3 slices' situations. I can only do so much people.

So after countless research, ok, all I did was google skinny girl drinks, eff you... this is what I found out...

Take shots!!! Perfect! Stay skinny, get fuckin faded!
Vodka, Gin, or other clears: 140 calories per 1 oz.
Whisky, Rum, Tequila, or other browns: 150 calories per 1 oz.
Brandy and Liqueurs: 150 calories per 1 oz.

Drink Wine!! Fuck that, that shit makes me emo, but for you wine-os!
Dry White Wine: 85 -150 calories.
Red Wine: 85-160 calories.
Blush: (if you drink this, just figure your life out)

TY KU- Low calorie Spirit! Low-Cal and Healthy!
Endless Summer: TY KU Liqueor, splash of Pomegranate juice: 92 calories.
The Sparkler: TY KU Soju, cucumber club soda: 92 calories.

And don't forget....
Sugar-free Redbull, tonic, club soda, and water are low-cal mixers!!

Just Blaaaaaaze!

Yea, so... I danced my pretty little ass off last Friday.... Just Blaze DJ's at Santos Party House on Friday nights... Jesus. I mean, every Jay song imaginable, boys, liquor, and I guess if you're into it a Reggae room downstairs. I don't know if it was the Jack mixed with Patron mixed with boys, but your girl was haaaaapppy! Mos def the spot on Fridays if you're in the city!

Restless Randomness

So, at the climax of my RLS (restless leg syndrome), which I have personally diagnosed myself with, due to the fact I can't effin sit still EVER, I have decided to write a blog to keep me company during my restless, sleepless nights. In turn, keeping you company while at work, on the train, or 5 am fighting sleep.

I'm was hoping to keep it G rated, however my life is so far from G rated that this will never work. I figure I'll just write about my random life and you'll just love it. Music tends to F me everytime I hear it, and if the shit's good, it results in climax. I have a feeling I'll be posting all my jammy jams being that I always kiss and tell when it's good.

I work in the fashion world, and my style is somewhat eccentric and at times scares my friends. So naturally fashion will be a huge part of this randomness. I rock sneakers with dresses, and randomly think leopard, bright pink, and silver leggings are ok. You will learn to enjoy this, and probably end up wanting to know where you can cop your very own pair.

Boys and liquor are always included in this random ridiculous. So Sex and the City won't have shit on my blog. I promise you this. Pretty boys and flashy sneakers with a shot of Patron!!


Let's get it in.